shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

thedoctorknits:

Can someone tell me what the numbers running up the left side mean? I can’t tell if they’re supposed to be stitches per inch or the needle size. I’m leaning towards needle size but I want to be sure cause it’s a sweater.

I would say stitches per inch, as that’s what’s gauge is measured in.

thedoctorknits:

Can someone tell me what the numbers running up the left side mean? I can’t tell if they’re supposed to be stitches per inch or the needle size. I’m leaning towards needle size but I want to be sure cause it’s a sweater.

I would say stitches per inch, as that’s what’s gauge is measured in.

“According to the holodeck logs, you’ve been spending a lot of time there over the last few months.”

ST:V // 5.03 - Extreme Risk

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

i know it’s time to go to bed when my eyes don’t focus anymore

damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

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onlyannie:

The Many Faces of Bill Hader (vol. 2) | Various characters from episodes 4-7 of season 37 | [vol. 1]

"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks."
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via rosenlaui)