I made Boy watch an episode of the x-files and now is watching more of his own volition.

I’m so prooooouuud

My boyfriend and I found an apartment and we’re signing the lease tonight and now how am I supposed sit still for the rest of the daaaaaaaayyyyyy aaaahhhhh

femburton:

Jeff “Vintage Dick” Goldblum in GQ Magazine, September 2014

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

galaxygroove:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

WHAT THEF UCK

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

agentmlovestacos:

It’s real! The first official Dancing Groot toy, from the amazing folks at Funko! 

agentmlovestacos:

It’s real! The first official Dancing Groot toy, from the amazing folks at Funko

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

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"I thought she was sleeping until I heard her call out from across the room, “Will you bring me a glass of water?” I did. Then in her always-sleepy tone and drawl she said, “Do you remember when you were a little boy and you would ask your mama to bring you a glass of water?” Yeah. “You know how half the time you weren’t even thirsty. You just wanted that hand that was attached to that glass that was attached to that person you just wanted to stay there until you fell asleep.” She took the glass of water that I brought her and just sat it down full on the table next to her. Wow, I thought. What am I gonna do with love like this."
One Night from Dito Montiel’s A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints (via babybirches)